The tension though! I was sure Jon was about to die every single minute.

I don’t think it’s a matter of doing down the audience. I think it’s a TV show with 10 episodes a series, which has now diverged from the books.

There’s no way they could give enough time in 10 eps for every character to have a satisfying plotline. They’ll all be back, I’m sure.

Fair enough my friend. I wish I could like her, I’d probably enjoy the show a bit more at this point.

Sorry love, not into her really.

I don’t think she made a stereotypical female mistake. I think the same would have happened to any man who was confronted by them.

Why do you think they went that way?

I’m rewatching Buffy at the moment and you’re a bit right, Oz was a great character who shouldn’t have been written out, but Tara is just so mealy-mouthed that she’s an irritant. It just doesn’t work for me at all.

Exactly. Just wussy wuss wuss mumble.

She’s a Mum and she’d just sent her kids off. How could she slaughter a load of already dead kids? I totally bought it.

I do too. But it wouldn’t work on TV.

Willow & Tara. Never had the spark of Willow & Oz.

Apart from River...obvy.

What?

Oh bless your heart.

Well it was Bob a Job Week.

Jinger?!

That is alarmingly obvious.

Nah, it just makes you a supporter of ‘anti water for everyone’ companies. That Nestle guy? Has publicly stated that clean water isn’t a basic human right, even though people all over the world die from a lack of clean water sources, that charities exist to provide it, that you and your rude arse would die in three…

No, I fill mine at home before work, several times a day at work, and agaon before I head home. If you’re an extra thirsty person, buy one that holds a litre. Jesus. What’s so hard?