Porshes are for mega douches. Maseratis are for drug addled starlets.

Is there a modern car that you like?

ca.jalopnik.com takes you to old skool jalopnik. It's buggy, and you have to refresh a lot, but it works. I use it for whatever features don't work in 5.0

Drive this car, in a more manly color, and girls will think you are awesome. Friend awesome, but you gotta start somewhere.

You can in Canada. ca.jalopnik.com

Needs moar D-type for the headlights and passenger seat. Fix that and the color, then we can talk.

@pauljones: Stuff like that is why I heart clicked you.

I'm beginning to think that it is possible that Mitsubishi might just leave car business altogether. I could crunch the numbers but... I'm not going to.

I own an Infiniti and I watch F1.

I expected the race to be rescheduled to the end of the season, after Abu Dhabi. I already find the Bahrain GP to be a bit on the boring side, if they run in that heat it will at the very least be slower. Remember the US Grand Prix a few years ago? If the tires can't handle the hot track or if the engines can't…

The track would still be very hot and the circuit does not appear to be lighted in the photos I have seen.

I was conflicted as to whether to reply to you, because it would promote your comment. Go away. You are not welcome here. Not because of your political views, but because you have failed to treat our journalist with respect. You see, we try to treat each other with respect, even when we disagree. There is never a…

@duurtlang: Unfortunately there are many, many people who take him very seriously. He spreads misinformation and encourages xenophobia among those people. There are liberal equivalents but they don't have the same following.

My new favorite meme.

Are you saying it has a front mount?

No, the joke was really that bad.

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BMW Solstice?

If I thought anybody would get the joke, I would have gone with Slutsky.

+100 #cotdnomination