Actually the hottest party is “Dalton on Dust” held in Tibby and Drew’s downstairs while the ‘rents are at St. Barts.

Aw, see, and I’ve been going with this:

“the Shkreli of Congress”

Oh great, we get to rely on Chaffetz - the Shkreli of Congress - to lead the charge to conduct an investigation and potential punishment.

It’s weird how a country so invested in being Number One is equally invested in being stupid.

We don’t need no education, we don’t need no birth control, mom leave us kids alone.

I love how the states with the worst school systems all voted in favor of the worst cabinet pick.

Everytime I look at the internet.

This is great. Now I can feel secure my future children will be force-fed Creationism, even though I’m a Jew.

This is beautiful. Thank you.

Perfect gif is perfect.

dying

This gif made my day

That gif!!!

See Chargers c2015

double-glazing

I don’t know where Sen. Merkley was with his petty self all these years but now that we’ve found him, we are never, ever letting go!