Here is what I would like to believe is a reenactment of how Kim felt after that call.

I MADE IT NICE

“it TWIRLED UP!”

Yeah, same here. When I predicted three more people would die this year after Carrie Fisher, I didn’t think fate would take that as a suggestion!

What about kids of parents that just really hate each other but are still married?

That sounds fabulous. I’ll bring the brie.

Someday, after I become ridiculously wealthy and successful, I will throw a fabulous annual holiday party called Fifth Christmas and only children whose parents are divorced will be allowed to come. And we will drink and be merry and bitch about our parents.

You get it down, I’ll help you stomp the shit out of it.

I’ll hold 2016's arms.

Right behind you, girl.

remember to land the first blow. an uppercut, if you can...

I’ll hold your false eyelashes.

I’ll be right there with beer and several Mexican wrestling Luchador masks.

I’ll hold your purse.

I’ll hold your earrings.

She was also a highly respected script doctor, known for saving Sister Act and The Wedding Singer, among dozens of others.

MAH GAWD... THAT’S MATT MCGLOIN’S MUSIC! I THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD!

Found the Eagles fan.

I have a tibia and fibula bone to pick with that pun.