Before I read the article I was really hoping they were going to do some insane Fear and Loathing inspired race from LA to Las Vegas...

I don't know much about Lotuses or what they're worth, but this seems kind of high when you factor in the $3,000+ to have it repainted.

Except that the front of the car is on fire and the trunk looks fine....

Exactly, although photographers feel the same way about art directors as graphic designers feel about clients.

I totally had one of those when they first came out.

Nice price, nice price, nice price!!!!

I don't want to talk about politics on Jalopnik...

It's beautiful, although slightly less beautiful than the previous generation.

I use it to light cigarettes...

I've wanted one since I was 13.

Day walkers =/= gingers

They still could get in trouble for false advertising though.

In my opinion the round headlights were the best looking part of the car, and who wants a lame convertible when you can have T-Tops???

It's just so no one will sue them if they do something stupid.

If it was around $150 or less, I'd buy one for traveling, because of battery life and visibility.

You're kind of a douche for bringing up politics in an article about a deceased WWII veteran who lived for 68 years with a leg full of shrapnel...

The one on the left appears to be of average weight (although you can never tell with those myspace angles), the one on the right is chubby (to put it nicely.)

Foul Bachelor Frog approves of these home offices!

I guess it COULD be the same girl but this kind of makeup is actually pretty easy to do and the picture has been viral on Reddit and 9gag for like a week now.

In 80s movies, a kid would get bullied,do a training montage, and then kick the bully's ass.