Let me preface this by saying that I drive a 5-speed E34 BMW 525i, I love every minute of it

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You aren't kidding about the T5, I exploded the second gear in my 280ZX about a week after I got it (this was with the stock 145 horsepower Nissan L28 engine)

My mom dated a professor of finance for awhile and even though he was worth (no exaggeration) close to eight figures, he drove the lamest car I've ever seen.

People do that all the time at my apartment building. Hardly anyone parks on the 7th floor and everyone with a nice car takes two spaces to protect it from rogue doors.

I missed the part where it only holds one scent so I assumed it created different smells by mixing molecules using the power of science or something...

Yeah, if you have the kind of money that can buy a Carrera GT AND a Lamborghini Diablo, sending the Porsche back to Stuttgart for a full rebuild shouldn't be too much trouble..

If I got this for my girlfriend I wonder if I could troll her by having it make fart smells when she's out with her friends...

The chocolate fudge ones are really good frozen....

I have the Kenmore Elite washer and dryer and they have all the settings you could image just by pressing a series of buttons to select stain level, garment type, water temp, ect.

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

I live in Atlanta so I definitely know what you're talking about, I have noticed a lot of really horribly "pimped out" E38s lately.

Actually, I drive a white 525i badged as a 525i...

Holy shit!? You mean I can delete files and that frees up disk space?!!

Besides the fact that they have completely different headlights, and how everything below the grill looks completely different, and the fact that they look absolutely nothing alike from the side, back or really from any other angle, I guess you're right....

No one on this thread except you is even talking about new BMWs, we're talking about 80s-90s models, and if you weren't a stupid fucking troll you'd either know what E38, E32, and E34 meant or you'd fucking google it.

I think you might be right, I've always loved those round headlights...

I corrected you because your statement was silly. Almost all automobile manufacturers have a cohesive design language throughout their product range, it doesn't mean they "all look the same" it's just smart branding.

There's always this but I imagine it's ridiculously expensive.

I'm a comercial photographer so every time I do a job, I generate 8-50GBs of RAW files, then like 2-20 more gigs of PSDs.