Uniform: Flannel Shirts, Carhartt Pants, Work boots.

Remember in your high school how all the black kids sat at one table?

Yes, yes they did. Remember, before you get all sophisticated and worldly, that out in that world, is a t least 1 billion peoples that would snarkily put "constitutional rights" in quotes like that. Because they are idiots. Somehow we were blessed to not be born idiots. Don't let them take over. Help us keep them away.

That’s a bit of a role reversal. Usually it's a dick running his Ford into a fire hydrant. Either way you’re probably looking at a bumper with a little crack in it.

I feel terrible for the guy. With such a close-knit, upstanding locker room, there's no way the Ravens will take a chance on a questionable deviant like Michael Sam.

Figures Rice couldn't manage more than 3 yards on this carry

So this is why I have no Margarita salt .... Damn you!!!!!

...so its a pencil?

Moronic peasant.You obviously cannot recognise an iconic Sci-Fi masterpiece when you see it.

Stick to 'Two Broke Girls'. It's more your style.

Yep, 2001's a plotless bore. So, I think I'll sit down and watch it for the I've-lost-track-th time just to make sure.

I know someone who loves the smell of breakfast in the morning...

I KNOW - they could never become something important, like, say, THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES if they ever seek to 'get high.' Oh wait...

Rubbish. I know plenty of people who smoke who have never done harder stuff. They all hold good jobs and are no burden to anyone.

There is no such thing as Winter Storm Hercules.

Eckleslastik, what on earth gave you the idea that you have the right to shut down a public road for any purpose whatsoever? Your logic is fucked. In addition, if any group of people I don't know coordinate to surround and confine me and my family I will move heaven and earth to get the fuck out of there. Sorry that…

So who's still defending the bikers at this point? Come on...show yourselves.

Oh my God, really? Really?! Your evidence for the downfall of society is "our diversions are becoming too short!"? What the heck kind of argument is that?

Dear Citizen #144583,

Should one man have the ability to Veto something that isn't really any sort of national important issue? This takes the piss

Sorry, but the most iconic shoe Nike ever made was the Bruin. The Bruin was THE Nike shoe in its day. Air Jordans were popular, but not like the Bruin.

I sat on a plane with a Nike executive many years ago, and we discussed the Bruin. I waxed nostalgic and asked why they stopped making such a well-made and popular…