"Sooo...this one time Johnny high-fived me after the Bama game...it was awesome. And the other day he texted me about hangin' in Vegas. Yeah...we've got the same bye week. So...you know."

Fixed it for you. Stealthy!!!!!

Okay, I'm just gonna come out and say it....That beard makes him look like a skinny Jedi-version of Santa.

Oh stop. That's a completely false binary. There's plenty of room for him to engage his critical thinking ability without becoming Skip Bayless.

I wonder if that site has the storage capacity to host all of my un-starred Kinja comments.

Hardwick's story is great. He walked on as a junior at Purdue the year after Brees lead them to the Rose Bowl. He hadn't played football since 9th grade. He told the defensive line coaches he played linebacker and told the linebacker coaches he played defensive line to cover for the fact he knew little about…

Bout damn time we can get back to talking about how bad the Giants suck...

Quattro got up early that morning. Something felt different, but it all started the way it always did. As the sky started getting pale in the East, he cleared the morning dew off of his headlights with a sweep of his wipers. His V8 fired, coughed, and roared to life. As the sun broke over the cornfields, he took a…

Christened the INS Tanin, this Dolphin-class submarine is both the largest sub produced by Germany since WWII and the most expensive vehicles owned by the IDF.

How do you spell the noise he is making?

My now-girlfriend made me Risotto on our third date. Needless to say, that's when I realized I'd found a keeper.

Despite this being pretty damn cool, I bet NASA could build some cooler shit if they had some of these guys' money.

That's funny, my buddy served aboard the Kittyhawk (or "Shitty Kitty" as they called it), then transferred to VA where he served aboard the (then) brand new U.S.S. Truman. I wonder if he would recognize [now] Capt. Meier. Then again, that was 15 years ago, so the timing may not have been right.

Regardless of what the nonsensical military spending weenies say, due to their panties forever being wedged in their ass, this is pretty damn cool. Go Navy.

@astrocramp: Force a gas through a heat exchanger heated by a nuclear reactor. The gas gets really hot and goes out the other end. If done right, the gas should not be radioactive, but because it is an airplane, the reactor cannot have much shielding. That makes it really hard to put people in it, or to work on it…