Grandpa Tom has got to go. He’s still playing on dirt. 

Disappointed in the Newman findings: I think it’s a very good quickie sauce. What about Rao’s, or did it price itself out? I don’t think it’s the greatest but I would have liked to have seen how it did. 

Maybe two shits. or one and a half, if one is runny. Runny only counts as half.

I have loved Eli since the day he was drafted. I will still defend Pisarcik Plus to my last breath. That said, he was finished 5 years ago.

Take my draft pick

What self-respecting DC let them get 10 points? Fire him immediately!

Cruelly under-appreciated. 

what’s your insta?

Somehow Antonio Brown is responsible. I just know it.

Utterly resplendent prose. Best thing I’ve read all day.

if it were not for the bean burrito I would probably never have eaten at TB. Squirt in a packet of Fire sauce and it’s good to go.

Right in the feels, you’re like an emotional sharpshooter

At least the bean burrito survives. 

I never thought McFarland was all that bad. He was a lot more interesting than Witten. That chair though: That silly thing has to go. 

Meh. It will probably prove to be overpriced and unreliable, and they will probably sell every one they bring over here.

I would watch it too till the PTSD of that era comes back. 

I almost kind of regret selling back my 2010 Jetta TDI with about 110,000 trouble-free miles on it - it was a magnificent car, my dear old Sophie. That said, I replaced it with a 2017 Alltrack SEL - Francis - that beats it by every conceivable measure, save gas mileage. Even then I see highway mileage in the mid to…

Good luck and much respect to him for walking away while he could. I never got to see him play much because I’m in the east and he’s been out with an injury for seemingly most of his career and because he plays for the Colts, but he was a fantastic talent playing for a toilet bowl of a franchise.

Who are these people? Where do they come from? Do they even shower?

The only kind of graftyesque welfare-queening that the Cons can get behind are the ones where they get a piece of the pie.