Red beans and rice!

Truer words were never spoken.

They had high hopes for that Epstein kid but they left him hanging. 

They rub some dirt on it and take a lap. 

You’ll be missed. 

Eli’s little brother did fine, as you‘d expect. He looked like a Cutliffe product. He looke like he stares into mirrors shirtless and yells “Manning!” to psyche himself up.

#LOLMETS and all that, but dammit, they’re fun. And if they flame out - no telling, because the boys are imbued with some pretty heady mojo - they’re kids who are learning.

She can’t blink. Her eyelids would break. 

Vapid Barbie makes pretty words, has no idea what she’s saying.

Ray Leis looks a man whos just finished telling someone how he’s going to take the murder rap for him.  

The doggies are damned adorable but I think the crossing guard deserves a post as well. She looks like a nice lady!

Seriously, this is a gold mine. 

“Tuna Labia” wins. Thank you. 

I liked her so much better when I had no idea that she even existed. 

Hej Brian, I can think of a couple of things off the top of my head.

Always fun to see the VW detractors out in force.

Honestly, I never knew. 

Pizza Hut’s biggest problem is that their pizza just isn’t very good. I’ll eat frozen first. 

Your mantra is my life’s philosophical underpinning. 

Valve step snips. I’m a terrible person.