Egg Foo Breakfast! It’s a classic. 

I’m just going to leave this here. If it’s good enough for Stanley Tucci it’s good enough for me. 

I am almost ashamed of how much I like Bob Evans’. My wife, who is from the midwest, thinks it’s hilarious. 

You must confess that these hijinks are not exactly in keeping with the office of the President of the United States or those speaking or acting in any capacity - official or otherwise - on his behalf.

Because of course he did.

You’re absolutely right. It’s hard to watch the Mets being called on the national broadcasts because they don’t know anything about the franchise or the players, plus, you know: Keith.

it tells everyone not to fuck with you, too.

Very heavy. So very...heavy.

You’re going to cook fish, aren’t you. :-D

Taco Pizza is unimaginably foul. Even when you get it at Casey’s. Actually, especially when you get it at Casey’s.

I’m sorry, Maid-Rite is fine, but nothing beats a Canteen in Otumwah.

They’ll sell every last one of them.

She’s allowed her opinion and it’s fine that she’s done so. I may not agree with her views but that doesn’t make hers inferior to mine.

Rockland, Rockland...Is that on the other side of the new bridge? Big mall there, right?

They’re funny like that, aren’t they? “Oh, you live in upstate?”

I’d eat it like soup. I’d find things to pour it over. I’d just...eat it.

Rumours is one of the very few albums that have followed me through every major format change since the LP. But I also still think ‘Tusk’ is vastly underrated.

Given how prolonged and difficult the F-35's development has been - and continues to be - I can only speak as a taxpayer when I say it’s nice to see the damned things can fly and are proving to be of some use. Big thanks to Israel for doing our beta testing.

I’m with you there. “He’s touching me!” is farcical; “He flattened him!” is worth it.

it’s not like she just graduated from Harvard.