Ive had my SEL for nearly a year now. It has yet to put a foot wrong in any way, shape, or form. That includes a round trip drive from NYC to L’Anseux Meadows in Newfoundland and several trips to Maine, Vermont, and the Adirondacks. It’s been brilliant and economical and fun to drive.

Catch it or not, Dez is still not elite.

That’s the Mercedes Black(out) option. It does not come cheaply.

Gosh what a pretty, pretty car. Like most other Jalops, however, I’ll be waiting for depreciation to take its sweet revenge on the plutocrats.

Bode’s cool with this.

they’re as laughable as the NYJ.

All the stars.

Eh. Non-starter.

I was hoping to see a lonely french fry floating in the cabin.

Books are elitist. All Georgians need to know is that the north started it and that the south will rise again.

Not food, but Earth Shoes. No Mom, they weren’t cool. Adidas Sambas were.

What all of this really means is no Prelude reboot.

Running is stupid anyway.

Oh, that’s you? Why do you keep swiping left on me?

I follow him on Twitter. He was very...upset.

Two stroke is achieved only as you get older.

All he needs is a monocle and a long leather trench coat, maybe a cigarette in a holder, to complete the picture.

I will eat other fast food but if there’s a Popeye’s nearby, forget it. Two have opened about 30 minutes from me and I’m very happy about that.

That’s a remarkable amount of local hate references.

God and the sound when you rev it...