People from LA just make it so easy.

That’s artisiinal rust. From nature. It doesn’t hurt you; it makes you more insufferable.

Where do they find these people?

The good thing is that whatever range claims, etc that VW makes when the car is released will have been scrutinized so closely and subjected to so much verification that it may well be accurate.

That makes sense. I’m caught in the Dieselgate hairball; I’m going to come out of it all right but facing another car payment again is making me wish there was a fix - which there is isn’t - that wasn’t going to emasculate the engine - which it more than likely will.

Thanks! I’d forgotten about the sludge issue. I take it your new engine isn’t in any danger; what have you done to prevent it?

What were the problems you had?

I can’t believe the White Sox have that many fans.

You win the Internet today.

“Zumba? I love dancing!”

is it okay not to like a showboat QB without it becoming a racial thing? I seem to recall that Mike Vanderjagt was also something of an ass in his prime.

Maybe he’s just an idiot.

It’s all about that previously-undisclosed trap door.

Argh, ugh, yes.

My guys:

This hurts my head.

Wait, is that Ann Coulter?

Biblically, if she’s to be believed.

Why does it have to be about whether or not he wants to fuck her? Maybe he does know who she is, and merely finds her irritating.

It’s too small to even be a rounding error. A tip, maybe.