WeimMe
WeimMe
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you should watch dirt track racing - nothing but wheelies and drifting, man

Well I can't speak for everyone, but when I started figure skating instead of playing hockey, my father said, "I had a dream my life would be so different from this hell I'm living."

In the year 2000! In the YEAR TWO-THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!

Only the most rabid fans turn out for spring-training workouts.

Looks like Hans as a nifty hatchback as well.

*Sobs* To think of what could have been...

Seriously. Maybe that dog loves crowds and fireworks, but it seems more likely that was a shitty experience to make your dog go through.

YEAST MODE!

What kind of butt head brings their dog into a scene like that?

In the mail to me? Ill pay postage!

Inspiration:

or one of these...

If WWII is any indication, they said fuck it.

next on ESPN2, "CrossSit"

Joke's on you, IOC — this was her first amendment.

Or you can use shaving cream. That works too.

It's because they're both ridiculously expensive and underwhelming, right?