Matt's leaving? That sucks. He's the last original Gizmodo writer-except for Jesus-from when I started reading this blog. Good luck Matt!!

nice to see someone actually took econ 101 rather than just regurgitating the nonsense they hear from politicians

Soviet Union? Really? Please elaborate because I'm pretty sure they were not a capitalist system and one of the reasons for its collapse was the controls on economic inputs like the one you're suggesting

wouldn't the clone reject you also?

the passengers will be dying of laughter

Well where are we supposed to put our weapons? Have you seen the prices for checked luggage lately?

hehe... i was focusing on "ass toaster" but yea, toaster ovens are great. i prefer the cheaper ones over the fancy digital ones

you have to spend at least $100 for a nice ass toaster oven. there's nothing worse than burnt ass

this toaster can do it in 9 seconds

"Clearly, I need a drink."

same price at walmart if you can't wait for shipping

the next time you look at a chick wearing bikini bottoms and pasties, you'll see a happy face

that's not a proposal... he's trying to activate the time sphere

let me guess... you use AT&T 4G LTE

this game is too easy... i finished in 17 minutes

are the thinkpad edge laptops bad? i know they're not as good as the thinkpads but gotta be better than the ideapads or pavilions and inspirons right?

if i were to "engineer" it more, i don't think longer copper tubing is the way to go. i'd plug it at the bottom and let the beer sit in there for a couple of minutes before pouring it into a glass. but i still call it over-engineered since it's beaten by saltwater and ice

looks impressive but it seems like an over-engineered solution for the problem. i always use the first method and that gets beer to the right temperature in a few minutes. i don't think the Instant Beer Coldifier will get warm beer to the right temperature in one pass. maybe you should try both and compare the…

it'll work fine w/ usb drives

Are you trying to import raw files? Dropbox kept crashing every time I tried to import Canon raw files but worked fine for jpegs