Jesus Christ, you self-pitying fuck. Honestly, from Magary’s assurances to Jezebel’s premature victory condescensions to this and Hamilton’s piece - this staff is about as distant from political reality as imaginable. After years of civil rights advances—we have gay marriage and a black president—you just keep…

I love how salty you liberals get when things don’t turn out the way you wanted. Fuck everything and burn it to the ground! Argh, I’m so angry. Half the country has suddenly turned into a petulant 3 year old throwing a tantrum because mommy turned off Bubble Guppies.

Dems didn’t turn out where they needed to turn out.

I had to laugh every time, the round table of talking heads, covering the election results, kept referring to Trump’s base as uneducated Americans or uneducated white men.

The Electoral College was created so that the States would have equal say in the presidency. Because the country was founded as a decentralized collection of states with limited power to the federal government. It was designed so that populous states couldn’t negate the needs of less populous states.

so let me get this straight, you’ll publish the duke “fuck list” which completely humiliated and degraded male athletes, but when you have access to the harvard “sexual scouting report” all of a sudden it’s time to protect the innocent. can you explain that? oh, you can’t? oh, gawker was sued into bankruptcy. ohhhhh,…

Coming that close when everything’s stacked against you: small payroll, not huge superstars, is far more excruciating than simply going out every year and being in last place by July. It sucks a lot more to get close and be heartbroken.

so, Lester got a 6 ball strikeout

Yeah, Seeing the perfect examples of Lester not getting 8-inches off the plate, then suddenly getting them for a called 3rd strike in a perplexed batter, and then not getting it again when he cussed about it was just ugh-inducing.

If there’s anything we know about Durant and the Warriors, they only really start losing it from game 5 on.

Strike zone was actually pretty fair for Kluber. Lester was getting pinched at first, but by the midgame, he was getting bad calls in his favor.

I’ve accepted that the Cubs will probably win a World Series in the next couple of years, but please, just once more can I see the light fade from a smiling Cubs fan’s eyes. Just so I can feel normal again.

Ben’s gonna be all gray and blue now.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

They should be happy they don’t live on the Island of Sodor. You can’t go more that 100 feet without running into a train the railway network is that vast.

The Warriors definitely did a number on the Cavs without Love and Irving. A completely single-handed Lebron only pushed it to 6.

REMEMBER ME.
[breathes fire]
REMEMBER ME.
[breathes fire]

Unions didn’t suddenly go away 30 years ago. True, we’ve had expansion in sectors that traditionally haven’t been unionized and contractions in industries that are, but if people truly thought they were getting their value per dollar from unions there would be no reason not to join one. Instead, you have people…

So am I, because a guy from Boston rooting for the Steelers is automatically an asshole in my book.

This team is so shitty, the fans can taste it from the parking lot