+1 what, no Smarf?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Deadspin is not allowed to mention anything positive when it's related to the state of Missouri.

I absolutely love the juxtaposition of this GIF and your profile pick...well done sir.

That's hilarious. I also looked at the first three games and thought 0-3. At least we're used to being out of the playoff hunt by the bye week, it just comes earlier than usual this year.

Does this mean that you didn't enjoy Major League when it came out? The Indians were in a very similar situation at the time as the Browns are now.

If only DeQuarium Lumpkin's middle initial were "B".

I saw that Pappy lineup he has and I started drooling...

Am I the only one who watched this and thought "why the fuck did Wade film those dunks vertically?"

Is it bad that my first thought was "I hope somebody edits this to include Jim Ross"?

Thank you for bringing this up! I was also concerned when no mention of racism occurred in the article.

Nope. Multiple teams approached the Browns about trades (as high as 1st rounders from what I read), but every offer was rebuffed.

Thank God the NFL did this.

Soylent Green

The best part about this is that Ward wouldn't even get carded because he only injures players on legal hits!

D, A, B, C, E

Shhhhh! You're not allowed to point this out!

Couldn't agree more. Teachers are the whiniest people on the planet.

The phrase is "Don't go to college, go to Kent".

If it pissed off Boston fans, then it was the correct call.