Schiano - 7-9 his first year in Tampa, 4-12 his second. Basically ruined the team. Gave dudes MRSA, ending a few good players’ careers and launched a few lawsuits.

Smith - 2-14 his first year in Tampa and 6-10 his second, turning the team into a frisky, competitive group, considering how young and raw they were. He…

Stupid. Just stupid.

Never root for someone who throws a Bible at you, even figuratively.

Mark Jackson responded, “While I disagree with his statements, I have a lot of respect for Bob as a veteran writer for one of our oldest newspapers. I feel like the globe has been around for 6,000 years.”

“YOU’RE NOT EVEN MY REAL COACH!” *slams playbook and runs out of meeting room*

Aww it’s not your fault Eli. It’s just that Coughlin and Mara don’t love each other anymore. But that doesn’t mean they both don’t still love you.

I’m looking for the punchline. Not finding it. I feel like it’s there though

This is just rape. I don’t know why “Hazing” is even part of this headline and story. They raped a boy with a wooden pool stick.
Who the hell thinks: well...in order to allow this freshman into our club we should rape him with a pool stick. Surely this will bring us closer as a team.

Anything Bears gets cheap obvious Cutler jokes. Smoking! Diabetes! lol!

Wasn't an argument. That was inspirational passion in its purest form. It was too much passion for Jerry, who has since come around on the subject.

You have no idea what you’re talking about

Yeah, watching Jimmy Clausen totally dominate was much better.

I never thought I’d see a coach with less understanding of time outs than Lovie. But damned if they didn’t find one.

Yeah, because it was Cutler out there calling running plays with :54 left in the game, down by 6, with 56 yards to go and two time outs. That’s not a Lovie Smith or Trestman thing.

Please don’t confuse “does not care” with “does not understand”.....