I’m on record as saying there’s a place in the discussion for people with all levels of food preferences, but now I see that no, there is not. For these specific people—the people who as adults (OSTENSIBLY) will only eat chicken nuggets and pizza—they are not allowed to take part in any conversation about food. Adults…

Kids should be required to at least try anything before they reject it because “it looks funny,” though. I don’t agree with making kids eat everything they hate, but they damn sure shouldn’t get to sit in their plain-hamburgers-with-ketchup-and-maybe-plain-cheese-pizza comfort zone all the time (I’M LOOKING AT YOU, MY…

THERE it is! I knew we’d get one!

im kind of confused. what does this have to do with bill simmons

Leitch would honestly be GREAT for this position.

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In retaliation, America will continue to keep Lord Stanley’s cup. You know, like the last couple of decades.

An inexperienced and naive youth struggling to atone for his guilt as he matures into a hero...that’s Spiderman.

If they wanted to show him struggling with life and death, they could have shown him trying to save the citizens of Metropolis. Even if Zod kept stopping him at every turn, any kind of attempt would have at least have shown a basic understanding of the character.

What’s stupid is that all the people arguing about superman are wrong and the movie is also wrong. Superman really is an amazing superhero. He sees everything and his reaction speed is genuinely superhumanly fast. A simple slow motion shot, where they could have shown how superman planned out the fight with Zod to…

I hate that defense. Sure, it was his first day as a superhero. Ive yet to spend a single day super-heroing, and yet I know that knocking down a building full of people, then ignoring the survivors to go make out is BAD. I don’t need to do it first to learn this.

also who the fuck eats only 4 nuggets

popular chain restaurant that rhymes with “Crapplebees.” (Editor’s Note: Oh for fuck’s sake)