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Starred simply for proper internet usage of “you’re” and “your”. Would have given bonus points if you had worked “yore” in there somehow.

I’d also point out that you’re making your hot dogs all wrong. First you open the bun, add the condiments you want. Then you add the dog on top of the condiments. The dog keeps the mustard and relish in the bun and off your shirt.

There’s a 0% chance that Trump knows a single thing about Alaska’s history. It’s not entirely clear that the Trump administration even believes Alaska or Hawaii to be actual states, based on past comments.

Susan Collins is giving me life right now. I’m 100% convinced she knew that mic was hot and gave ZERO fucks about it.

A famous scene from The Godfather for those not old enough to get the reference...

Can we put this whole Bernie would have won nonsense to rest? He likely would have done even worse than Clinton in turns of turning out the Democrat base, and to the extent he resonated with the white working class better than Clinton, he still wouldn’t have been racist and outsidery enough for them. They didn’t vote…

It’s okay to think less of someone or criticize them for their voting choices. Many people here blame Trump voters, after all. I also blame Stein voters, because while some third party candidates are good options, Stein was a cross between a vanity candidate and a placeholder one.

I just want to say I am tired of how much shit this woman has gotten from the left too. I have an aquaitance and he LOVES LOVES to shit on her continously whenever we talk about politics. He has a complete inability to move on. He always brings up the election and losing was her fault and Bernie would have won and…

That makes an absurd amount of sense and would probably make Daddy Vladdy forgive the sanctions president the Donald wont get lifted.

I’m sure he has no idea about the history of Alaska, he is the man who seems to think Frederick Douglas is still alive, and the Panama canal was completed not that long ago.

Heller caved because Steve Wynn got up his ass and threatened to cut off all his funding. Murkowski doesn’t have a real single “patron” and is pretty popular in AK. Here’s hoping she isn’t subject to the same kinds of pressures.

Uh, not the same at all?

This is my favorite comment of the day so-far.

“letting them know the vote had put Alaska’s future with the administration in jeopardy,”

Well, no matter what she says in the book, at least we know we have a level-headed President and a calming, moderating influence in the person of his Communications Director, so this shouldn’t lead to any unhinged behavior whatsoever.

Hey, the “nice face you got there, be a shame if something happened to it” strategy worked just fine against Dean Heller, why wouldn’t it work against Murkowski? Also, let’s get real, she and Collins only voted against MTP because they were given permission to do so by McConnell in the first place. If their votes had…

I promise I won’t, especially because it’s a known fact that all books are superior to the movies they’re based on! ;)

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I know for a fact Kilmer takes acting 100% seriously, as he has gifted us with this classic