"it's easy for us mature & intelligent folk to see what this complicated work of fiction is 'about', son."

Classic Poe.

The best use of this statue would be to get everybody involved in The Following to the unveiling. Then push the statue over on top of them.

Agreed. We really should start a support group.

It's funny how these three movies answer SO MANY crowd-sourced questions on this site.

I was really enjoying this list until the LotR section. the damn "EAGLES LOL" argument doesn't hold water and yet people keep trying to fill it up with water.

Realize there's more than one way to make a character suffer. I was considering having a woman get raped, but then I remembered I was going to have her accidentally vaporize about 4,000 people. I figured the latter would be enough.

That seems less like a drinking game and more like suicide by alcohol poisoning.

I'm guessing it has something to do with this:

Last Crusade - just after the bad guy was dusted. Obviously.

Also, is anyone still kind of laughing at Olsen and Taylor-Johnson playing siblings in this, and spouses in Godzilla? The Ultimate Marvel jokes write themselves.

Not much left? They didn't include the raining brimstone, the zombies and the giant wolf who is going to devour the moon.

Wait wait wait, they actually left out "Crazy Person Who Talks Back To The TV" and "Half-Deaf Idiot Who Asks You To Confirm Every Other Mis-Heard Line of Dialogue" ?!

You, madam, are a monster.

I can't wait until Hollywood latches onto this idea.