Because it turns out that a company has to balance out having enough server space for a rush of players with the fact that the majority of those players aren’t going to hang around, at which point you’re throwing money away on server space that you’re not using.

I suppose it’s just a coincidence that the website is registered to one Mason Torjinsky. Is that your Tyler Durden? 

I believe she hires people that are already her friends because she knows that she can trust them/their intentions.

OMG THANK YOU

Put those fingers to use on your partner? Netflix and thrill.

She gave a guy a million dollars for something worth 139k? I mean...

But it means we cannot really be sure Iowans prefer M&Ms for at least another 24 hours.

The notes are there, but the melody isn’t 

Unpopular opinion, but if Blizzard's new products are more Overwatch and Hearthstone crap, I'm happy with them revisiting their old properties 

I’m sure it’s a hard pass for the one eating the pushpin, too.

the disrespectable ones are always talking about lords who are aware of microbiology and ladies who have been vaccinated

Last thing I ever need to see is Michael Palin, arguably the most cheerful man in history, cry.

This commercial isn’t great, but I’m not seeing how it’s problematic. It’s tired and unoriginal, but the woman isn’t a passive object, she’s the main character. And she’s not being objectified, she’s accidentally doing something inappropriate in front of children.

I will always and forever appreciate Kotaku’s commitment to not mince words in their headlines.

Time Stand Still, dammit.

2020 already sucks. :(

Track: Uneventful Days (St. Vincent Remix / Audio) | Artist: Beck, St. Vincent | Album: N/A

False equivalence. The doors to a concert (or sporting event) never close, but the door to an airplane certainly does.