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“I’m OK with the twenty second time limit for delivery, won’t effect my performance either way. I may have a problem with this whole ‘only one visit to the mound’ thing though.”

Take you +1 and get out of my sight

This story has really humped the shark.

About a decade ago, Roger Stone basically told me he’d have me killed if I and a friend didn’t stop poking around some shady email shit he and Michael Caputo were trying to pull (for fun and profit) in NYS. (No joke) So yeah, fuck that asshole.

My daily prayer:

Bruh:

It’s the most Thursday Night Football thing of all to have this happen in a game between what seems to be the only two teams that don’t have cat-based names.

I wonder how many of them will take the “It’s okay if *I* take opioids cuz I’m different from the rest of them undeserving moochers!” attitude, a la welfare?

Because of how the All Star game works now.

I’ve seen Yankee-Red Sox games have half-innings that lasted longer than this entire World Series game.

they already have a black WR

I think maybe 10 years ago he was a janitor and bad given up on baseball. Hes a really good story.

YES.... FUCKING YES. JJ WATT DIED FOR THIS

A-Rod is a surprisingly good analyst. David Ortiz is quickly sliding into the “Shaquille O’Neal on TNT” role.

Someone must know: what is the record for number of penalties called in a single drive that led to a TD? Without pretending to have a clue, I bet it happened in a game over the past 10-15 years. That is, about the time the league starting getting anal about such things as what constitutes a football move, and

Now playing

It is so not bullshit. It’s proof #1000 that he is singularly unfit for office, and the worst President the United States can have.

Fair enough. I was just hoping your boss was that stupid and wanted to call him a fucking moron.

This was exactly my thought. I have no sympathy for this guy. What a dipshit.

This is when you drop $5 for a quick shit and always-okay Spicy Italian, my friend.