How do you guys plan on paying Hogan like a billion dollars?

Like I always say, you can never have enough Black Presidents to unfairly blame for all of your problems.

This always seems crazy, crazy obvious to me, but I’ve sadly learned how many people don’t give a shit about the overpopulation population and all the terrible things that come along with it.

I actually learned something quite useful from this letter, and I think some of you would agree:

I enjoy you and your work, but I’m about 100% sure you wrote an article last year swearing off this show for good.

Super powers may be an exaggeration, but I watched the game last night and noticed a vast deferens in his abilities.

I’m looking forward to seeing how he can shoehorn an analogy between his career and “that delicious little yellow pepper they put in the box” at his retirement speech.

+1

I checked out DUAN for the first time in years the other day and cannot believe (in a good way) that it’s still Erg and co. posting somewhat obscure music videos. Some things never change.

Take my advice - propose to that girl that hasn't left you yet for being as into pro wrestling as you are.

Good afternoon.

“The animals are better. They know how to distinguish male from female.”

I’m not surprised Ashley Manning needs to take HGH.

Don’t you think it was just because one of them was dressed like Hogan?

Breakfast, lunch, dinner, and yup. That girl was fed something four times yesterday.

What a blow to his legacy. It’s hard to imagine that all of his 2,784 infield singles would have just been dribblers to the mound without performance enhancing drugs.

I always liked you, Tulo.

That’s it!

Don’t know the name- but the one where the lady gets plastic surgery to look like a human.

My parents are coming from out of town tonight. I’ve been cleaning all morning so I have a question: