When you work for a non-profit getting sent cross country for a conference is quite the thrill. My co-worker and I were supposed to go to a conference in Denver in August. We couldn’t be more excited.

“IT’S SHOWTIME."

Jesus, I laughed.

She basically made Ripken look like a bitch.

Holy shit. I failed for an hour straight, did it your way and won the first try.

Great. Now we’ll have to hear him talk about how he could beat a grocery store twenty years from now when he wasn’t even that great at beating grocery stores when he retired thirteen years ago.

Which Which, right?

This really does show a lack of leadership. The star quarterback starting a fight after an interception? Sends the wrong message to everyone and really sets back his development.

After reading all these comments, I think you're exactly right.

I think I now understand and correct me if I’m wrong. I asked the teenager from We’re the Millers the same question:

Again, I have many gripes. My current gripe is that you and others have created this language and facade to pretend to project that you respect animals.

Thanks for explaining how animals die.

Was Sean Newell fired because of his sideburns?

Good one.

Then you’re fucking terrible at conserving things and should stop.

It's like they're all partially blinded from reason by their murder boners.

If I give you that it’s complicated, is there nothing else that can replicate the feeling? Otherwise, it seems like it’s all about the bloodlust. It’s the socially acceptable way to kill something for fun.

You have and always will lose me, and insult my intelligence, by saying you respect something so much you’ll blow its brains out.

I'd star this more if I could.

/raises hand as someone who would give that response to you