Sadly, no. I haven't made a good subtle joke here since 2012.

Jesus. I only typed about thirty words and you couldn’t even read them all?

I will never root for a Cubs World Series win until I have concrete confirmation that the people that threw beer and food at Steve Bartman are dead.

Do you guys compensate for the thirty times a day I accidentally click on the wrong story on my phone because you intentionally make the screen shift right after the site loads?

Great Anthony Mason tribute?

He definitely looked like him. Did he get a chance to say more than a few words throughout all the films though?

Sounds like he also ripped that gag off of WWE great Mr. Perfect.

I think he's far and away the best sports show. I thoroughly enjoy all the Danettes. Can't believe that's what Cowherd took a shot at. It's a really fun dynamic.

A rare majestic animal was found and no one shot it? Took a smiley picture with it's corpse? There isn't an overpopulation or threat to humans in the area?

Not trying to be snarky, but why is this mysterious? Didn't they do the same thing last year? I'll never get the actress that plays Brienne of Tarth's laugh out of my nightmares.

+1

"Headed towards Cliff Burton."

With restrictions on women's rights in the South, this will quickly become the go to move for pregnant SEC cheerleaders.

I'm sure if JoePa was alive today he'd be really surprised to see the NCAA backtrack.

Rex, what do you think about Boobie—-

Seems like a great career move for Harbaugh until he asks a room full of college kids "Who got it better than us??!!" and they reply "serfs."

That's pretty weak, @MyTweetsRealAF.

Other NFL players are weighing in, but LeSean McCoy would like to get clarification from his legal counsel on what exactly a "son" is before commenting.

"LeSean, you ok?"

I'd say Jeter knocked this commercial out of the park, but it was more like an infield single.