Robby,

When the Carolina Hurricanes score a goal, Flair comes on the jumbotron in a Canes jersey and let's out a bunch of rapid fire Woooo's. It's always the highlight of the night.

+1

Still a better job than heading up Steve Jobs' final project: Imass.

Also "weird but cool" to StateCollegeMom: That her son can get just as good of an education as Bonnie's son for a fifth of price which is nice because Ted has had trouble finding a job in sales and this way Tommy is still close to home so she can just swing up there if she wants to make sure his professors are…

DeAndre, The Giant Disappointment.

Sadly, this is nothing new to me. In college, the sororities would refer to me as "Scone Penis," because as soon as they tried to break off a piece, I made a huge mess all over their car.

+1

Jesus, brah. How did you even find an article this old? Witchcraft?

two-timer

Using basic logic, that would mean he definitely tested negative for the vile Louise Ciccone in 2006.

"Are you Mr. Kubiak's family? We do have some concerns. Since your husband's heart utilizes a zone blocking scheme, absolutely nothing is getting through."

They could try sending Incognito to empathy training. But, based off his behavior, I think he already knows how it feels to be the smallest guy in the room.

Don't act like you've never tried yours.

Don't you think kind of depends on who the cum comes from? For example, I'd rather have to touch a shirt with strangers blood on it, then a strangers cum. Or, think of your dad's cum.

This is great news. I've been looking for a good reason to stop rooting for this cumstain of an organization.

Barring a home invasion, I really don't see a time in my life when I'll feel comfortable getting nose to nose with a police officer to say "Get out of here."

Thanks for showing discretion, dipshit.

This actually reminds me of a post on Deadspin a few months ago. One of the occasional writers (Sam I think, he had a beagle avatar) had some bizarre article, where the essence was that non-hunters shouldn't judge hunters because something about his "granddaddy." He was really defensive like he just had an argument…

This actually seems appropriate, because most hunting shows involve a guy mouth breathing really loud in the brush going on and on about the beauty of the animal and how much respect they have for it before killing it.