Jim Kelly's jaw just hit the ground. Literally.

:(

I put the iron away as soon as I got my steamer. It's much faster than any other method and there is no setup.

Yep, I have one as well, I'm done steaming all my stuff in the time it takes for my iron to heat up.

I feel as though the investment in a good steamer cannot be overlooked. I hate ironing and I suck at it, but I actually enjoy steaming my clothes. If you get a high-quality one it will work for dress shirts and pants as well as lighter fabrics.

Is this your first time on Deadspin?

Now, the police will get down to trying to find out why there was a baby in the nudist colony in the first place.

As a woman, feminist, fashionista, bibliophile and horror fan — I think the spread is brilliant and should not have been removed.

The one non-Mormon enjoys a cold one for everyone.

I always feel like Vice and Jezebel are a couple. Jez is the gf that calls him on his shit and after articles like this will end up having make up sex...

Let's be clear here - if you're in a country that can't defend itself from overwhelming forces, and where you'll be totally crushed by the oncoming army, what precisely are you supposed to do? Just let every man, woman and child in your country get killed? Or take a huge hit to your national and personal pride and…

Really hoping you aren't form the US. Because if you are I have a question:

You forgot the flag of Gondor!

No Greendale?

Entertaining read. Probably could've designated a slot to "Cleveland Browns Coach 1999-2012".

Picture of the suspect.

Well double dumb ass on them! (Ooo...Roller!)

Like I told everyone here and got laughed at, why rip off a perfectly good movie, Superman II, when you've got a CLEAN SLATE??

So what you're saying is, drink more wine and drink faster?

zing!