I’m not here to defend fast food, but if Thomas Keller grilled a burger with Wagyu beef and served it on a hand made artisanal sourdough bun with Kennebec potato fries and home made cola, it would probably look a lot like that if you put it through a juicer.

you can see the Flying Elbow Cop thinking “THIS IS IT! THE MOMENT I’VE TRAINED MY WHOLE CAREER FOR! THE PEOPLES ELBOW!!!!”

“and that he will “never be his happy go lucky self [sic]” again.”

This is on Jezebel because there’s no reason it shouldn’t be.

Clever boy, the snow should put out the flames.

That would be the sensible, right, humanitarian thing to do...

yes. Don’t need to read any further than that.

Maybe they have awful children and want to be as far away from them as possible while still meeting their legal obligation of putting a roof over the kids’ heads.

They didn’t get enough love as a child and have to fill the gaping hole in their heart with conspicuous consumption.

she looks like a waffle

I don't care what part of the curve we are on, if they are tasty, I eats it.

Why am I not surprised that even their training videos have them attacking black guys?

Lets be real
Black Guy:
"I feared for my life" - Pass
Black Guy:
"Have a good day sir" - Fail

The last time I tried beating with Kinect, Microsoft banned me.

It's not going to be durable enough to be exposed to the elements. It needs to go inside a bag. But really, if you have $1400 and need a portable system, why not spend it on a good gaming laptop, instead?

It is that hard to right click and select "view image?"

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