I think it is worth saying there are still parts of the country where people don’t lock their doors (home or car) and if these people see your headlights on in a parking lot their first instinct is to open the door and turn them off. It’s because everyone knows everyone. I remember in high school traveling to a truck…

Go to a rural part of Wisconsin or Iowa and you will see a similar response. I am sure there are many other places, I just haven’t lived there.

I’m doing this calorie tracking thing for the first time in my life, and while I strive for accuracy because I’m both an accountant and a person of German heritage, it’s the daily logging that’s keeping me accountable.

That black swamp water is so gnarly!

Cambro containers may not be BPA-free, but they’re in nearly every commercial kitchen in this country at least, so yer boned anyway.

Gotta love Funeral Potatoes.

I was one of those people. I ate those words after she owned him at his own meeting in front of the press and with the shutdown. I stated as much on here, or at least on GMG. A ton of us naysayers did. Although, the Democratic Party still needs new blood and to develop new leaders which the committee appointments…

Nah, fuck terfs. Anti-trans hate is anti-trans hate no matter what mask you put on when you do it.

Youre way off on this, and it is not something to get worked up over. Obviously this story was going to come up, was he or her supposed to wait until FOX News broke it? How do you think that would have played out?

I also know that Willie Brown is an 84-year-old black man who was voted one of the 10 sexiest men in America in 1984.

I live and die by “The Wisdom of the Chinese Kitchen” by Grace Young.

That sounds awful, but I’m glad everything turned out OK. This illustrates what a co-worker of mine, of Greek origin, once told me, that they don’t believe in baby showers before the baby is born in case something goes wrong. Makes sense.

Okay, this was not over the top, but I bet I can take the cake for most pathetic baby shower. My twins had just been born super early and in dire condition. They were the size of squirrels and ensconced in the NICU unable to breathe on their own, but my aunt insisted on going through with the shower she had planned. I…

Because I have had a very long day and I inexplicably forgot how these work, I sat here for a long time wondering how in the world Lantern of Hope managed to drink his own semen at a baby shower.

Yeah, my primary mode is like quadruple this. The scaling up is where you save a whole shit-ton of time.

I’m a Midwestern lapsed Catholic. If there aren’t mashed potatoes in the fridge at some point they tend to just magically appear there anyway. Gotta do something with them.

I’m just glad you support lamb.

Tulsi Gabbard is at the bottom of the list of declared candidates for me so far.

I think people see the show where folks are like KonMaring their entire life in a week and think it’s overwhelming, but you don’t have do it that way! You can like pick a thing and just do that. I do my closet probably 2-3 times a year. I just did one drawer in my coffee table and a few shelves on the side of my…

This. 100,000,000% of the fucking time. I’ve had no problems over the years calling people out for being shitty tippers. They can choose to act right, or they can choose not to eat with us again.