I had the, uhh... “great fortune” of having my life and marriage basically fall completely apart over the last 18 months to the point that six months ago I started over with my two kids (7 and 9) in a new place that we moved into with literally just our clothes and a handful of books and their toys and games. That’s…

I say just wrap into meth/opiates into one category and add guns. Those river fordin, typhoid catchin, Elizabeth sprained her arm mafuckas love their guns.

Three things you can count on in Oregon, especially out of downtown Portland - Meth, opiates, and white people. The Venn diagram is various overlapping bits of those three things. That’s diversity, right?

Just the future? What about the OG celeb chef:

Oh wow. I grew up on Colorado Cache. My mother’s original copy was made with a cheap plastic, Kinko’s style binding and is basically just a stack of paper now.

That Will and Kate family photo is absolute - and I mean absolute - Peak Whiteness. 

Eh, Kate taught them how to be normal rich people, Meghan is teaching them how to be normal famous people. 

russians are the white people that scare white people.

im hungarian, i wanna put that chicken in paprikash. :P

in a related story, when she says “its delicious” at the end, im pretty sure she can write that off on her taxes as a charitable donation.

Agreed on the lacklusterness of In-n-Out’s standard fries, which is why I always order them well done (so they get a second frying)

Henceforth referring to all good fruitcakes as “non fallout shelter grade.” Thank you. 

What I can tell you is that Warren, Biden, and Sanders should not run. They are too old.
“But Rybones, that’s ageist”
IDGAF, we don’t win with old people. Maybe we could with the enthusiasm from the progressive wing that Warren or Sanders would bring. But I’m not willing to risk it and neither should you. The stakes…

This is how rich people do it. In fact Jolie Gabor (mother of the famous diamond loving Gabor sisters) had a shop in New York back in the 1940s that made undetectable copies of fine jewelry; everyone knew they (the clientele) owned the real ones and when they went out no one ever suspected they were really wearing…

There are few things my tired lesbian heart loves more than the semi-facetious lobbying for Gay Family Values.

The skepticism of Ocasio-Cortez speaks to the broader classism, sexism, and racism that characterizes so much of the way things work on the Hill and in elite media spaces.

This is literally it. The students are paying to be there. They’re adults. If some of them don’t want to pay attention, ignore them, because there’s plenty of other students who are paying to be there who WANT to learn, and fighting with other students over “respect” deprives the rest of the class of the education…

Wow. I taught college classes for 20 years, and it never once occurred to me that I might call the campus police to handle an issue with a student. And an issue of perceived respect? Please. In large lecture rooms, sometimes you can’t prevent students in the back from whispering or even talking to each other. Phone or…

There is a big swell of “female empowerment” movements going on that all have this shitty ethos. If you’re not succeeding, it’s all your fault and you just need to sacrifice more and work harder. It’s part of the schtick MLMs are selling (check out the podcast “The Dream” if you want to learn all about MLMs), it’s…

Listen, I hate green bean casserole, but Allison, this article is wonderful. I’m not going to try to make your grandmother’s casserole because I won’t like it- but I’m so happy you wrote this. It was lovely and captures a lot of feelings I have about my grandmothers (one who was asian american, so I can’t always even…

Ahh I got a little teary reading that. They are literally tiny furnaces!