Adopting a pet you already know that your significant other is allergic to is one of the the most low-key passive-aggressive bullshit things I’ve ever heard.

*famous person says something fundamentally supportive in an imperfect way that is emblematic of a much larger problem: which is that white, cis, straight people refuse to recognize the spectrum, influence, and importance of queer history and culture.

Dental insurance is a scam in itself, and should be included with health insurance. Dental insurance offered through most employers, isn’t really insurance, it’s more of just a discount/membership program, and it doesn’t really cover anything.

Honestly, if the biggest feud between David Price, Chris Sale and the Boston media is “Big Dave occasionally likes to yell at people for no reason” that’s like best case scenario for the Red Sox.

That was dangerous. The Coast Guard should issue that whale a cetacean.

Damn, ol’ Ric’s looking good! (He was my 7th and 8th grade Social Studies teacher.)

I bet Sasse would tell you it’s because she didn’t try hard enough. Because that’s how diseases work.

One fun part about Darren going to Cal is that one of the color commentators for Pac-12 Network’s baseball coverage is none other than JT Snow himself.

Some of my happiest childhood memories are of playing with rusted out auto parts in an empty field across from my BFFs house. Zero adult supervision, sharp rusty objects, and even, one time, a cache of old playboy magazines that we studied with Talmudic attention. Keep the marsh open.

Rage, rage against the calling of the last.

I love the announcer on the right (I didn’t catch his name), he is always so genuinely enthusiastic about the women competitors and an absolute delight in every NW clip I watch. He’s a good egg and clearly a huge Jessie Graff fan, who is absolutely extraordinary and worthy of fandom!

Perhaps my outrage meter is improperly calibrated. I thought the joke was that Amal is an amazing super hero and she handled the birth like a champ and George - not a strong amazing woman - is a basket case.

A friend of mine and I saw the trailer last night. We looked at each other and said “NOPE.” She was homeschooled and isolated by her mother who had some pretty severe mental issues. I grew up in a rural southern baptist church with a mother who was a narcissist and used religion against me. Both of us grew up…

I’m a horrible person who has a special place reserved in hell for me, complete with a velvet rope and a disco ball, because I was distracted by the picture as I read the headline and thought it said “Prince William Opens Up About the Loss of His Hair.”

Let she who has NOT hidden in the drapes to avoid the sweaty advances of an inveterate pussy-grabber cast the first stone. Amirite, ladies?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I’m from Green Bay, so I’ll be more specific to that area than all of Wisconsin. While Booyah is okay (chicken stew) and Tom & Jerrys are a nice alternative to egg nog at Xmas time, only a delicious Door County fishboil comes with a fire show:

even though there are about 10 distinct chicago types of pizza, the most eaten style is actually known as tavern pizza that is actually quite thin with the crucial detail of being cut in squares.

Not a specific dish, but a type of restaurant. Until I left Northeast I didn’t realize that greek style diners weren’t everywhere.