There there Harry, take off your pants and tell me all about it. #Notadoctor

Pod Saves America is always bringing up this quote because he’s such a fuckin hypocrite in hindsight

Damn Sheryl it’s almost like capitalism is fundamentally incompatible with the equal liberation of all people!

The really great thing is, you don’t have to be alone with a woman to take away her access to health care.

I feel like we the American people are the children of divorce and the court decided to give custody of us to our insane stepfather, because he has money, and daddy Obama just abandoned us instead of fighting for us and now he’s totally forgotten about us and is off with his new family :( Someday, I’m gonna make…

Yes. I had to do this with a Gentlemen’s wedding last spring. The other Best was helping me coordinate but not match their vests, ties, socks and kerchiefs. Holy balls that was exhausting. They picked bright fun colors for the wedding. There are only so many oranges offered at Men’s Wearhouse!

Olivia Colman played that part SO WELL, and yes, I wanted to snatch her bald-headed, especially during the gallery thing.

Olivia Coleman is a genius goddess And that’s that!!!

I’ve been active duty military for ten years (not the Marines). This was an incredibly depressing story to see break today, but what actually gives me some hope is the strong, emphatic push back online from some male Marines that this is not who the Corps should be. People with real influence are starting to speak out…

I’m guessing (I don’t know the La La Land dudes) that the bald fellow who broke the news over the mic was the above-mentioned Jordan Horowitz?

I’ve never seen him before but I admire how he was serious as a heart attack about this. He wasn’t having any jokes, he was not putting up with any confusion, and he fucking…

That La La Land producer is who we all want to be in that moment. Decisive, understands priorities, gets the proof out there ASAP, and his hand was steady as a fucking rock holding that card up for the cameras to read.

JEEsus i just squealed at my desk and my coworker asked my what’s wrong.

As a Chicagoan, I concur wholeheartedly. Granted, the city looks very different from the Chicago of that era, but still... Also every Chicagoan is required by city law to watch The Blues Brothers at least once every year and must be able to quote lines from the movie if stopped randomly on the street... True story!

Yep. Between this and the Bush daughters’ letter to Sasha and Malia I’ve been having a lot of feels on behalf of the Bush family lately. It’s Bizarro World up in here.

Since I’m about a week late to this I think you’ll be the only one to read this comment: On my very first day at work in Midtown Manhattan (over a quarter of a century ago) my boss said, “I’m sure this is all pretty overwhelmingly for you, why don’t you take a walk, grab something to eat, and this afternoon we can…

Welp, I guess now I have a masssive crush on Bruno Mars.

The last time the Cubs won, women couldn’t vote. With this win, we will have a woman President (please god even though I don’t believe in you I’ll actually go back to church even if the walls start weeping blood as soon as I cross the threshold).

and this is also a good summation of the American Catholic Church at the moment.

I had no idea who he was. Did I just lose my luck by finding out who he is? Crap.

Nobody told my parents that. It was only while reading these comments that I remembered being actively discouraged from activities because they didn’t want to drive me around and/or felt it took too much time away from studying. :/