Everything surrounding Jerry Jones is a bloody embarassment. Dallas needs to do the world a favor and put this man out of commission.

Sounds like someone has thesis envy.

he Aaron Hernandez Story.

These pictures make me feel nothing.

I can think of 3 completely different captions for this photo.

If you want female leads, get women making games. Otherwise, you will be forgotten or ignored for most of your lifespan.

Iron Man was not around in the Golden Age.

No 6 year old should be beating up whores to get their money back. That's strictly 7 and up territory. Now buying Daddy some medicinal pot from the corner shop, that's basic 6 year old stuff.

This sounds like a serious enough crime to warrant them all NFL contracts.

Petition trolling, and other things I hoped never to know about.

Your Mom would be less noisy with a better one.

I can't believe Christians would misrepresent an issue. Someone get Bachmann on the phone; she'll clear up this whole misunderstanding.

It's satire, obviously.

That's hilarious. By his response, I figured he was a teenage girl, which is why I kept my response simple. Now his accidental misogyny makes a lot more sense. Thanks!

I'm glad Nintendo is holding strong against the whiny babies at EVO that expect the gaming world to lick their feet. Nintendo doesn't need the publicity, and EVO is offering...nothing. Good job, Nintendo.

Fear putting any real locations! Chris Hardwick might show up and try to suck nickels off every living soul!

I guess it was mostly watched by the employees they just fired. Tsk, tsk.

First of all, I don't believe your IQ is 4. Secondly (and only because you clearly are slow on the uptake), women who are fascinated by size are commonly disappointed due to the average size of things in the world (be they IQs, heights, penis sizes). Thusly, this would make you the Angriest Geek, as you purport to be.…

It's all about size with you. Which is why you're the angriest. :(