“This guy’s got the right idea”

I take great pride of knowing I have never heard/seen any of her songs/videos...

Besides the sticker, there is very little that says you are looking at a Mercedes... but maybe thats a good thing...

“throw a few more bucks in, and we can rough you up a little before the flight. If you are luky we might even give you a concussion... being that disoriented while riding a hurricane will make you feel like you are trippin’ balls. Heck, we might even kick you in the nuts if you become a problem, frrree of charrge!”

I would buy a JL and a JLU...

Hey, you dont... oh, im not fooling anyone, what you say ir correct.

Me, staring at the “Cayenne Cross Cabriolet” pictures:

I would pay top-dollors to see you take that jump, Bill!!

Is... is that a cameltoe??

How small is it going to be? As small as a Fiat Strada? Because if it is, its going to be junk...

You know, Iron Rock Off Road makes some sweet long arm kits, they even have an XJ Critical Path Long Arm Upgrade that is $630. Its a 3 link setup that gets rid of the upper control arms. You reuse the springs from your previous lift.

“www.carstuckgirls.com”

Interesting...

Edit: i thought i was replying to a comment...

Maybe they found a loophole and they are testing some components of their F1 engine...

I would be responsible for bringing more dashboard-stompers into this world. And they would go on and have even more dashboard-stompers of their own... not having those kids might have been my best contribution to this word!

I disagree, it was very fortunate!

What?!? No, i just picked her from her parents house, busy road and all that. She was TRYING to look cute.

I hate to admit it, but +1.

Stop the car, show her this article, tell her to put her feet off the dashboard or GTFO of the car...