I once went on a date...

Before they went really bad, the tailgate would creep down and after finishing loading, I would smack my head with it. When they went really bad, I used a 2x4 to hold it in place (classy!). Sometimes I would not place “my wood” properly and the gate would slam me really hard after I released it. Other times I would…

Wait... what!? No, NO!! You are not going the easy way, Andrew! You fix that the proper way!! A tailgate slamming your head umin unexpexted moments hurts like... a lot!! Ask me how I know!!

DODGE MAGNUM

Thats an illegal punch, right there!

So... it accelerates better when going on reverse??

For all of you youngns’, here is a good ole quick splainin’ of how a rotary engine works:

Im pretty sure it was human dookie. Maybe someone decided to take shit in it to keep prospective buyers away from it. It was a grear episode!!!

Upon close inspection, i found the reason for the crash: they are all driving on the wrong side of the road.

I dont see any JKs in that picture...

You know, those shock videos people were sharing a few years ago... i always reacted like “yuck, people are weird. I guess everyone likes different stuff” and moved on...

I wont click play on that video. I did that once and it scarred me for life.

Maybe they should go full Mad Max and deal with medium game by placing a large vertical blade in the front bumper with a couple of ailerons on each side. The blade splits the bounty in half while the ailerond deflects dinner to each side of the car. You can even place a basket on each door to catch it, that way you…

The front does look like it could be a Ford, specially the badge at the front

Its too tall and too square to be a Mazda...

I think you got ir all wrong there, buddy.

Wait, are you talking about your wife or your car? I need you to be more specific...

Does this means Toyotas are unreliable now?