Damn... but I think can fix it:

Kids, take a good look at this.

It looks like a genetic experiment between a Jeep Renegade (offroad!), a Pontiac Aztek (edgy!!) and BB-8 (for the millenials!!).

HOOOLY shit, that thing is so ugly!

Whoa, hold on there Mister!

OMG...

Kids, this is why blue balls are not a good thing. Your balls hurt so much that you might lose sight of reality, and even do some reprehensible stuff. If you find yourself in a situation where you are being mercilessly teased just for shits and giggles, just walk away. You are being played.

#DodgeBlueBalls

Those fender flares!!!

I love this!!

Affecting me so negatively? Loosing sleep or something? I Dont have to click...? What are you talking about?

Ive seen that face somewhere else...

And what else is left for the day they reveal it, besides the performance numbers?

Given the way they have handled this, it wouldnt surprise me... it would be one final tease, to surpass all previous teases!

At this point, it should be renamed to Dodge Blue Balls.

+1, Iceman!

#DodgeBlueBalls

Is it thursday already? I guess its time again to be mercilessly teased by the #DODGEBLUEBALLS

In chile your drivers licence is only valid for... driving. For example, when a cop pulls you over, you got to give him your Id AND your drivers licence.

Wow... thank god for small miracles, right? I would burn myself to death if someone forced me to walk around dressed like that...