It surprised me too.

It is so infuriating that wage theft is not treated like theft. If an organization steals 40 thousand dollars across state lines, they should be facing RICO charges.

KAZOOOOOOOOOOOS!

A friend of my stepfather is blind and probably the most impressive person you’ll ever meet in terms of accolades and achievements (lawyer, multiple ivy degrees, etc). I had heard a lot about him and so I was kind of intimidated to meet him.

Gosh... I really hope blind people don't see this :/

I like that the early ads for the product are information-dense and explain the process in detail. It gives consumers the credit they deserve in considering whether they want to try an at-home pregnancy test or go the old-fashioned route at the doctor’s office.

I wonder what the age range of the users of that app is, likely has an impact on the result.

My husband recently acquired one of these. I can’t with it though. Half the pleasure of opening an avocado is thwacking the pit with a giant chefs knife and twisting ‘just so’ to pop it out.

I try not to keep useless stuff in my kitchen, but I do have a large hand painted ceramic bowl that I want to trash. Except I can’t because my grandmother COMMISSIONED the damn thing for me. It has SPRINGER SPANIELS painted on it. One of which is sitting in an easy chair reading a law book.

I'm always amazed that people will go out on and own boats who don't know how to swim. Where do they think the boat goes?

Wasn't that a porno?

“Well, I’ve already done one, guess I’d pick the other...” and then leave him guessing which one.

Lol. I wouldn’t have a roof over my head if I didn’t know how to deal with people in “the real world.” I’m not some kid working from a “I had to survive on Ramen noodles for a month until my student loan check arrived” sense of poverty. And I’m not talking about asking individuals for charity. I’m talking about…

Yeah but she has Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome, so a natural birth could kill her. That seems scarier than the alternative.

If you think about it, any story about food is the beginning of a poop story.

The wax figures can’t hold a candle to the real thing.

I hope your asshole writes a bestseller countering all of your dick’s accusations, and that the two of them become embroiled in a decades-long media feud.

No, it’s Becky.

I hope they can restore Mammy's dress too. She's the one that won the Oscar.