That's what elite quarterback play can do for you.

don't forget STABBINGS, DOMESTIC ABUSE, and OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE.

"Were you watching the Predators at Blues match-up on Fox Sports Tennessee tonight"

I'll just be the fifth person to tell you: Fair use. You're doing it wrong.

Actually they do...falls squarely under fair use...sure, companies argue otherwise and sick the lawyers on you but making a video of you playing the game and commenting? Absolutely 100% fair use.

Actually they do that right. It's called fair use.

And here's their new uniform:

Why in the world would they cast SNL alumni in a Ghostbusters movie? Next thing you know they'll want to cast somebody from SCTV.
Oh wait...

"need you home a sap"

Is this commentor on the forum on Jalopnik as well, or is anybody on that forum? I work at a GM dealership by Avalon, get in touch with us, we'll see what we can do for him.

Unfortunately, there's a lot of truth to that skit. I don't want to come across as some kind of MRA troll, but if we're being honest, this is one area where the women tend to have much more control than the men.

Romantic gestures are only perceived as romantic if the female in question finds you attractive. Otherwise they think it's creepy. I've seen some dudes do some really creepy shit, I mean creepier than the tennis ball thing, but because the dudes were deemed desirable, the girls always felt flattered. But some guys do…

"YOU ALL CAN CALL ME MOZILLA FROM NOW ON BECAUSE I JUST HAD TO FIRE FOX."

On the real though, is there a way of finding this kid and getting him a video game?

Oh you poor naive soul.

If this is the "realist" quote ever, why do minorities become cops? Self loathing?

"Hardin County Sheriff John Ward said those who go into law enforcement typically do it because they have a desire to shoot minorities...

She had her back done.

What to Eat in Paris after a Religiously Inspired Massacre Wipes Out 12 of Your Colleagues: (hint: it's still cigarettes, red wine and cheese)