Those were always my favorite ANTM episodes, especially when they had the "models" deliver some of the lines in Italian or Thai or something just to f*ck with them. You're so right, it's like you can see the gears in their heads slooooowly turning.

I don't understand how people get 500 emails without checking them.

I have a terrible relationship with in ear headphones, I break so many it's ridiculous. My 'preferred' method of wrecking them is to leave them in my pocket when I put my trousers in the wash. I got through 4 pairs in a month this way in July.

I agree, though I've never worn out a pair of headphones/earbuds.

Actually she had a miscarriage. The child was never alive but they named her (Jubilee) had a funeral, took pictures etc. The fetuses hand was like the size of my thumbnail. The next baby, Josie, was born very early and had complications but she is alive. I don't think Michelle is currently preggo. She's just hoping…

My daughters are the second generation of modest dressing in this family.

There's nothing wrong with teaching little girls (or boys) that the whole world doesn't need to see their underwear. But the right way to do it is to put some leggings on the kid so they can wear a dress if they want and still do a headstand.

Speaking as a straight guy, I always thought GoDaddy's ploy to get me to, "See what happens next," was just another way of saying, "We're betting you're so easily manipulated by the promise of breasts that you'll visit our website."

Why would a mere Captain of the Guard have a jewel encrusted sword? Come on. I'll believe the impossible, but not the improbable. In short, you are DESTROYING MY BONER with you historical inaccuracy. GAAAAAWD!!!!!

Seriously, the whole time I was reading this I was like, "you let James Deen fuck you on camera for free? Sucker!"

I'm so surprised at all the poo-pooing here. I just don't think it's a big deal - it's simply woman writing about an experience that I'll bet most of us have fantasized about, even if we would never ever do it. I was entertained, and I'll watch the porn when I want the juicy bits.

I wonder if you knew that women can consent to be slapped and choked because they think it's kinky and hot?

You also skipped the part in your description where you obviously cared enough to come write a comment calling Deen a douche. There's nothing wrong with caring, but writing a comment about how much you didn't…

Some of us are into that. The choking, or the being choked.

Is "I'm all sex positive and all, but..." the new "I'm not a racist, but..."? Cause if not, you just made it happen.

Look, if you get the opportunity to have a porn pseudonym, you take it. Even if everyone knows who you really are.

Ooooops :/ I accidentally clicked on James Deen's website from my work computer. I guess I will find out soon if I'm being monitored (I'm on my lunch break at least)

Perez Hilton should have gone as Fat Perez Hilton. That would almost be entertaining.

Agreed on everything else, but Jon Hamm was freeballing and flopping his thang allll around in some see-thru linen pants. Sorry but everyone could see that shit. If you don't want your dong/vaj to be the focus of public attention, maybe don't air your dong/vaj out in public so much. All these celebrities live in the…

I CAN STILL SEE MATT LAUER'S BULGE WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES!