Great thighs. They are a thing of beauty and she works hard at them! Why slim them down?!

I actually love that the apology is so casual. It makes it seem much more sincere, as opposed to those "I'm sorry you felt offended" apologies companies usually have their lawyers write. I also think it is justified that they focus on communicating their shock rather than penitance, considering the fact that the…

I love her face in the top still. If ever there was a, "Can you believe the shit I have to deal with?"...

Sounds like now they're in the market for a new social media expert! I'm available for a mere $24.95 a tweet— or $124.95 for the deluxe package that includes common sense and respect for basic humanity.

I think that this is actually a hall of fame apology. They clearly say that the behavior is totally and shockingly out of line, that the employer was going rouge, they were wrong in giving Ofek a platform, and that they valued her patronage.

Y'know what? I'll take the tone. They actually acted. That's what matters, IMO. A really well-written and contrite apology ain't shit if the offender stays employed or unpunished.

God, they can't even properly capitalize their own website's name in their apology letter to her. What a shame.

Is Ofek a last name, first name, online handle, or the sound they made when they found out they were fired?

Ditto. It reminds me of kiddie music.

I effing hate this song.

I am allowed to inspect/extract maybe once a month. Under very specific, pre-shower circumstances. Otherwise I have to stare, my desires unfulfilled...

I just wanted them to have better tools. The tweezer was ineffective and the needle needed a scoopier end. ALSO: HORK

OMG. I couldn't stop watching. And I do not feel good about it.

Is the face of the alien queen sent to rule over us all. It really is weirdly, wonderfully perfect.

He isn't married.

If you click on the link to the full gif collection... The "Cat sits on hedgehog" video is truly epic. On the left side of your screen.

Time-lapse GIF of Patrick Stewart aging:

OMG what a whore.

I just wish my damn dog would quit posting them*

Some experts are skeptical — believing that the majority of handprints were made by adolescent boys