Is it weird that I love this? It reminds me of water colour. Lovely.

I also love her hair dark like this.

I can honestly say I really like her new song. It's a good dance hit, and that's exactly what she was going for. Of course it's a little weird. It wouldn't be hers if it wasn't a tad strange. She means it to be.

Second of all, I don't know if this is a direct blow to Perez Hilton or not. For some odd reason, he used to…

Wow! This is really amazing and perfect for my lazy ass.

I'm not even that huge of a Beyonce fan, and I have to say, I looooooove her hair like that. It really brings all the attention to her face, and it's beautiful (obviously). She's a really really gorgeous lady.

Sometimes I feel like retreating from society into the wilderness to become a jungle person.

Wow! I don't even know her and I'm immensely proud of her. I bet her family is over the moon.

WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE.

That is the perfect name for some mischievous, smart, quirky girl in a kids book who wears different coloured socks.

Love it.

Awe, what a friendly face. Really lovely girl in a really lovely dress. Perfect look.

Haha. I think your condition makes a lot of sense, actually. You have a good system. ;)

LOL.

Okay. For you I will.

I love that episode!! I take back every negative thing I said.

*side eyes*

Well, I suppose if you're okay with that, that's great! But I am a gay guy, and I don't grab people's asses. I'm in a relationship. If it were a big funny thing and everyone knew and was laughing, maybe. But I wouldn't reach around and cop a feel of your butt when no one is paying attention. It's creepy.

You know, you hit the nail on the head there. That's totally correct. I didn't even really think of the backlash he or Elton's husband would get if he was all.. "He totally grabbed my butt, that creep!"

I agree with you.

As a gay guy, I do, thanks!

When you're gay, you get a bum-touching-free card? Seriously, Neil? You know, because gay men are all rampant butt grabbers that, even in a relationship, can't help but touch another guys bum. And it's totes okay, guys!!11! We can get away with it!11!

NO. If my fiance touched some other guys butt in a very…

Some of her videos are certainly a level 10 baby-voice. It would cause your brain to explode. She also says "good luck" in a whispery voice at the end of pretty much all of her videos, which always makes me think something bad is going to happen to me. Like, why are you wishing me luck, you know?

She's looking damn good. Work that nasty orange. Work it because I cannot.

I'm dancing around to "My Milkshake" with bleach on my hair in my underwear.

Thanks, Lindy!

My arteries have clogged just LOOKING at this.

...It's probably really tasty.