I suppose that is what the author did, but it's always better to plan a section of life at a time rather than over the entire span.

Especially with blowjobs. I mean... I hope when I'm 70, I won't still be workin' on the miles. ;)

1100 BJs per year! Woo! I'm right on target for July then. I'm gonna make it.

I couldn't watch the Corey Feldman video in its entirety. The second-hand embarrassment was too much to handle.

I'm gonna get skewerd here for this, but...

I don't think I can sit through Tom Hanks to be able to watch this movie. Love Emma Thompson, though. That is all.

The smurfs. Are so. Effing. Cute.

You are my hero (and a survivor).

Good God. It's a plastic demon.

That is both the hottest and cheesiest scene I've seen in a long time.

But then again, I didn't see Magic Mike.

It's really nice of Fox News to give less fortunate people a chance at a job.

Gold star!

Well, Lindsay Lohan has finally gotten her wish! She's done so many Marilyn photoshoots that people are now saying she's just like Marilyn.

Crack open the champagne!

“Elisabeth’s warm and engaging personality made her a star on The View. She has proven to be an excellent conversationalist and I am certain she will make a great addition to our already successful morning franchise,”

I will never, ever be able to unsee this.

You know what? I'm just gonna come out and say it.

I think this is good. She's a young woman and when she came out with Friday, she was young and didn't know any better.

To sort of hold it over her head and deny that she can actually sing well for the sake of being on a "band wagon" or being funny is cruel.

Girl can…

This looks so damn good. I love Kristen Bell. I'm really happy to see her in a role/movie like this.

#TeamSloth4Ever

She was totally right! I was so shocked at that pairing.

But then again, we can boil it down to the fact that she was probably drunk when she was considering it.

You're very, very welcome. <3

I shook my head at the trailers for the first three movies you mentioned. I really don't understand the audience for a lot of those types of movies (sorry Channing Tatum, you're still hot).

I know you have a thousand replies, but I just wanted to tell you that there's nothing wrong with you, hunny. There's something wrong with him. If anyone is walking, it should be you. There are PLENTY of men who appreciate the body of a woman even (and sometimes especially) after birth. I know it's easier said than…

I always have my running shoes by my door in case someone be winkin' at my man. I'm'a tear after you. Bitch-boo-bye.

Why is anyone surprised by what 50 Cent said (however sad it might be)? He's actually a noted shitty person.