Well, this and Star Trek. Do you want to eat weird Mad Max lizards instead?

Except that they also hibernate for long periods. Do you think they have stores for such an emergency? Amazing he could breathe: poor babbeh.

How did the bear survive with no water for 3.5 weeks?

It sounds like Koons first lied about his inspiration for the piece, rather than immediately state that it was based on another artist’s work, which is why people are mad at him. No shame in basing one work off another — like, a LOT of art history from all ages is about copies — but you have to fess up immediately or…

But then why not tell the truth in the first place? I mean, if he said “this is based on a porcelain work by a well-known artist” I don’t think people would have a problem; making it sound like he found it buried in the wreckage of an abandoned factory gives himself too much credit.

Jeff Koons doesn’t care if you know it or not.

**Catalina update**

I gave birth last Saturday, when I was only 25 weeks along, because my high blood pressure turned into preeclampsia and then HELLP syndrome in a matter of days. Original plan was to keep me at the hospital for as many weeks as possible before delivery, but my labs turned bad and then worse and doctors think I would…

Sean Spicer just said in the daily press briefing that the WH never tried to do this. Which I’m sure is 100% true, just like everything else the WH says. /s

Ok you all: I have a problem. I really have not been able to do anything else except surf the news since the election. Some people I know have decided to shut it out (one told me yesterday that the “news isnt gonna get better for four years” so I might as well tune out and save myself the heartache) but I can’t do it.…

Some GOP Congressional ass was just on CNN barking about how awful it is that a private citizen like Flynn in December was spied on. Thankfully, Don Lemon was smart enough to correct him that they were routine taps on the Russian ambassador and Flynn was the moron who walked into the trap. Yes. I said “Don Lemon was…

The shit they have from the RNC must be really, really bad.

First there was Rand Paul saying that it was unnecessary to have Republicans investigating Republicans. Then Dan Rather very thoroughly laid out the issues and why the American public was entitled to a complete and independent investigation which led to Mitch The Turtle McConnell saying that any investigation could be…

It makes no sense for Republicans to investigate Republicans.

I think it’s becoming more and more clear that Trump colluded with the Russians to throw the election in return for him lifting sanctions on Russia for invading Ukraine (and whatever else they do in the future).

I love how trumps only defense is: “these leaks are illegal!” Meanwhile during the campaign he said he loved Wikileaks and begged Russia to hack Hillary’s emails. Karma is a bitch.

Did anyone else have to remind themselves today that it hasn’t even been a month of a Trump presidency? We’ve had the saddest circus act ever going strong for LESS than thirty days! There is no way he makes four years, right?

Republicans are going to have to investigate now...right? This is jaw dropping stuff and corruption from the very top.

I recently went to the eye doctor and told him another doctor had told me to wait to see an ophthalmologist until it got bad. The doctor laughed and said ‘well, it’s bad!” and proceeded to tell me I was legally blind in one eye, and almost legally blind in the other.