it’s SOO “edgy” to be a hot & skinny & a famous multi-millionaire and make urself ugly

The film looks intriguing. When it comes to fashion, Kristen Stewart is one of those people whose increasing, professional expertise in delivering a hi-fashion look coincides with an increasing lack of fucks when off duty.

It’s time to give Kristen Stewart a bigger opportunity. She could play two characters in one film, call it Blank and Blanker.

Bless you, I’ve been there too. Baby #2 in 1979 with no kidneys and a large brain tumor. *hugs*

As somebody who had to terminate around 20 weeks due to fetal abnormalities inconsistent with life, FUCK YOU, ARKANSAS.

The race to the bottom continues. Come move to the west coast everyone. It’s great, we have weed and tacos.

Exactly. It was open ended. A typical neither confirming or denying answer, which usually confirms things.

He didn’t deny it! And frankly, if the KKK gave you an award, you would remember that shit. Hopefully, because it would lead to a serious retooling of your entire life, but at least because they are infamous around the world.

Is that quote supposed to be well known, to the point where most people would nod knowingly, and think,”Wow, that Sessions guy is on point. Awesome reference that totally gets to the meaning of what he is saying.” I thought like another poster that it seemed like he was having a stroke as his words seemed to have…

My stars! He’s not an adorable little antebellum dandy throwback? And instead a craven little shitweasel? I think I’ve got the vapors!

To his credit Lindsey asked questions about Russia so he wasn’t nearly as bad as Hatch  

As an aside, I hope this disposes of anyone’s positive thoughts toward Lindsay Graham. We had fun last year imagining him to be our kooky, effeminate uncle whose views we disagree with, but damned if we don’t love him, but truth is, he’s just as bad as the rest of them tripping all over themselves to kiss Trump’s feet.

Carrie Fisher is a phenomenal writer. I read Postcards from the Edge and Surrender the Pink and Delusions of Grandma as a teen and more than many things (and I read a lot of things), they made me feel a lot less alone. People have been such dickheads to her of late because she dared to age past 19 and yet she is still…

Jon Snow White is a known troll here on Jezebel. Just ignore him.

Wait Dylann Roof was Muslim?

Scuse me dear, but perhaps you are forgetting domestic terrorism aimed at Planned Parenthood? Assassinations, spree kills, fires. That’s not Muslims.

Well, speaking as a recovering alcoholic, I don’t think it automatically makes you a garbage person! Though untreated alcoholism certainly doesn’t help with the whole fun racist outburst and assault thing.

Yup. Burchard-Risch’s decision not to even apologize in court for her behavior seems to indicate she’s an asshole who also happens to be struggling with alcohol addiction.

Can you simultaneously forgive someone and punch them in the face? Asking for an enemy...

“But I just wanted to tell you in front of everybody today that I do forgive you. My religion teaches me to forgive so that I can move on with my life. If I hold a grudge and I hold the hate you hold towards me against you, it’s not going to serve me well. So in front of everybody here, I do forgive you, and I hope…