How to not get raped:

Here's an idea, don't rape. Did you know sometimes a drink hits you harder and faster than it has before? Sounds like you don't know that. Well, it happens. Sometimes I can drink two long island iced teas and be just fine. I have had one before and got super drunk. So, yeah. Just don't rape.

As a gay man I prefer average to smaller for anal sex (I'll leave it there, otherwise TMI).

This is okay, whereas linking to 'A Handy State-By-State Guide to Tit Size' would be considered inappropriate and mocked on this site.

My proposal went like this:

Here's my thing as a fat woman.

It reminds me of those SalesGenie ads that ran during the Super Bowl.

Fuck John Mayer. Because apparently I'm not out of that stage of my life yet where you would fuck someone just to have a hilarious story to tell your friends.

Fuck John Mayer, of course. He's not bad looking, and I already have herpes.

Oh, and I feel I should also point out that both the men & women I'm usually attracted to have some common personality traits (intelligent to the point of being slightly intimidating, a dry sense of humor - but with a secret goofy side, and prone to inexplicable bouts of melancholy… I'm getting turned on just thinking…

If someone called me NorthAmerican, I would not be offended in the slightest. Second, am deeply familiar with British history, having my graduate and undergraduate degrees in 19th-century British literature. It's relationship with the continent is not as separate as you suggest.

"The Osbournes reality show for NBC?"

I'm Canadian - so I work this week, because it's a normal week for us.

You took the words right out of my mouth! She's definitely obnoxious, but those guys were straight up breaking the law, hurting women, and bragging about it!!! WTF?

After a recent rant about how there is "unrelenting support" for people who are "borderline obese," she's been banned from Facebook. But she is not sorry for fat-shaming, no sir.

Whatever. At least I know how to dry my head with a towel without ending up in the hospital.

Hope ya not diss appointed but You'd be surprised- instead of building & advancing knowledge..a lot of Jez readership just likes 2fight. But some shit u just can't argue with!! Ya know? Lol

I'm gonna keep an eye on this post because I have a feeling that it's gonna get good!

If you ever witness a parent saying things like that, please call the cops. That's all I'm gonna say anymore.

Lack of reason? One could quote the lyrics verbatim in an Afterschool Special about rape and it would totally fit, except that people might argue they're too clichéd.