I know, right?

$5 says Kanye will insist on designing Kim's wedding dress.

I thought the animal was the only redeeming costume! I mean, I get the whole "omg the entire continent isn't like some Heart of Darkness jungle scenario people" sentiment, but I don't think the elephant was trying to equate African people with animals. I'm giving Elephant Man the benefit of the doubt, hoping he…

I thought a black Scot would be hot so I google image searched.

Shit. It just happened. At 34 I am OLD!

FML.

I think this is about the self and identity in an increasingly connected un-private worl-

You can only understand those feelings if you're an ethnic/racial minority.

I suspect that readers who have never had the standard North American ethnic minority experience (or even half of it) are going to be all over you on this one.

I am dying to know what other stupid shit this person said. I love stories like this.

Story time! I worked with a really insufferable woman who was always saying the stupidest shit ever. Like the kind of stuff that makes everyone around them close their mouths and open their eyes really big. One day she was talking to a rep at the office, and the rep commented that her name, which was a very masculine…

I don't think the nerdy smile and sweet personality are the reason why you are getting rejected. It's probably more because you view women as, at best, dogs and, at worst, prostitutes.

Lol I was thinking this, too. Women... dogs? I'm 100% cat. Give me something and I will eye it suspiciously and then walk away without a word.

This thread is comedy gold. I'm just going to sit back here and watch as all these awesome broads eviscerate you.

Give this guy a break, he's totally right. He didn't say women are dogs. He said women are just like dogs.

Clearly you never took Principles of Logic. Ever heard of syllogism?

Gah, I was the same. It irritates the shit out of me now, that I'd even think that way, but there you go.

Don't worry, we've all been there. When you're thirteen and (assumably) gawky and awkward it feels like it's nice to be complimented (I mean obviously except for the really lewd ones - I had a guy yell out the window once "show us your tits" when I was 14 and walking to the supermarket in broad daylight). It's only as…

Yes, I remember that men started catcalling me about that age, too! And it was so strange to me then. Well, at first I was amused when older teenage boys and grown men started catcalling me, but then it started to freak me out a little. I think it's because some of the men approached me and actually solicited me…

Oh my word, yes. My mom is a lovely woman, but I think has made some strange decisions in her parenting. One of which was, at the mall, my mom would point out all the men staring at me, saying "Oh, that man just can't keep his eyes off of you." I could not have been older than 12 or 13. I know she meant it as a…