The original article used the phrase 'dead baby'- Jezebel changed it to fetus. I've got a feeling that it may have been past the viable stage, and that the autopsy will be to determine if she miscarried, or gave birth and then killed it.

Makes you wonder if shoplifting was her effort to seek help for whatever else was going on in her life. Maybe sticking her fetus in a bag and making sure someone saw it by using the bag to shoplift was easier than calling someone and saying "this just happened and I have no idea what to do."

I've been sitting at my desk waiting, waiting!! for Jezebel to write this.

"I will present myself as an example that it’s possible to have fun without being drunk."

Saw this article headline on Slate yesterday and though to myself, "Self. That article title is idiotic, sexist, and bullshit. Don't bother reading it. Just wait to see which Jezebel author's head explodes by 5pm tomorrow."

I wasn't disappointed. Well done.

This is a logical fallacy, and one disturbingly present mostly in weight/fitness spheres.

"If I can do it, you can do it," is a problematic thing to say under any circumstances. It's so arrogant. People have different motivations, priorities, skills, personalities and experiences. Get over yourself. Other people are not you, and - hard to believe, I know - may not even want to be.

Ohmygosh, Laura Mercier makes the only powder foundation which is pale enough for my ghost-skin. I was SO happy when I discovered it :D

he's only firing on five or six braincells. You don't want his crooked half-sperm up in your uterus because you'll end up with a litter of inarticulate Neanderbabies that won't shut up about shoes.

I dated this super scrawny guy who was convinced that drinking those alone would make him bulk up. I kept offering to work out with him, lift some weights etc, no interest. Shockingly, results were limited.He did however convince me to drink a glass of that shit once.

I have an answer.

That's the best comment on here so far.

Why do you get to blame being moody for two days a month on your "period", but I can't be a dick when I want to watch football when you want to make me do stupid things, like go to your "niece's communion"?

I believe some men are too scared to ask women these questions because they know, deep down in the hairy masculine vault of their very being, that these are some profoundly stupid questions. They fear the women will look at them with a withering stare, sneer slightly and then tell their friends, "hey, you really need…

Pretty much everything we do when we leave the house is trickery. I wear flattering clothing to make my body look more decent. I dress professionally at work even though I am a slob IRL. I do what i can to defrizz my hair even though it's naturally a tumbleweed. A bra makes it appear that boobs don't jiggle and…

I've NEVER gotten any meaningful results from colored mascara. I have some blue that you can barely see, too. Now it only exists for the rare occasions that I wear that pair of blue false lashes....(from an old "Marge Bouvier" costume, of course!)

Sooo, to to fight the patriarchy, he wants you modify your life around what a guy thinks is best for you? Yeah, not sure your boyfriend thought that one through.

From whenever I wake on Saturday morning to whenever I have to go back to work, I wear ZERO makeup. If I have a week's vacation, it might be more than a week before I put make up on again. My husband knows what I look like, and if he has a problem with that, he can put on foundation, eye cream, powder and mascara. …

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this is rich, coming from this site, who will not just delete posts and comments, but ban people without informing them (even after they request it) why.