Haha that reminds me of a time my hubby referred to Burberry as 'blueberry' and Coach as 'couch.' He couldn't care less about designers, but he likes that people see that I wear them and associate that with his success.

Kind of off topic, but I remember my junior high had a version of online dating, where we would answer a list of questions in computer class and this student-generated program would match us with our best matches in the school (it was a gig for valentines day, I think it was aimed more at the senior high kids but they…

Ok, full disclosure, I don't follow celebs at all (even the ones I really like) other than what I read on this site, so I don't know how much she brings it up - but you can't honestly think that it in any way contributed to her fame? I think what really propelled her to the top was the way she managed to go way more…

Wow, what a depressing thought. I generally try to give people the benefit of the doubt, because there is two sides to every story - yada yada, and you never know what someone else has gone through - but before now I could honestly never even imagine another side to that story that would justify all the nonsense. …

Thank you for explaining the joke! It's actually kind of funny now that I get it. I kind of like Miley, despite all the hate towards her on here. But I think you're wrong on Taylor Swift... I've never heard her so much as reference the Kanye incident, except for maybe in a song (and she was already pretty famous at…

It's funny cause I don't think I've ever consciously thought this way, but my husband does! He's admitted (while inebriated mind you) that the reason my ring is a massive 4-carats is partially because he wants to remind all the future big-shot lawyers I work with that just because they're educated doesn't mean they…

I think they should reply and offer to do it for $150. And then charge $75/photo if they actually want any, like so many photographers I've met. Would serve them right.

Haha yeah I had this problem for years (I just thought I had the wrong eyes for it as I always looked like I had black eyes), and then someone taught me the trick. You need to have the colour on your eyelid (following the line just above your lashes but especially near your nose) lighter, and save the smoky dark for…

Ok.. first reactions...
Scenario 4: laughed a little. Good one.
Scenario 8: Margarita out my nose. This article is awesome.
But seriously though... can we just make cell phones with breathalyzers and solve a lot of my problems?

Right?! This.

I never felt one way or another about ben stiller until I saw the commentary of some movie he was in (I think with Owen Wilson) years back. I thought he was the biggest douche, and haven't been able to stand him since.

I absolutely agree with you, and I was just about to write something similar, but I've also helped a ton of people apply for (and get) jobs in the last few years (I just have a knack) and I will say that there's a huge difference between knowing yourself and not settling and asking someone else to support you while…

Haha kind of related; we've been talking about having kids for a bit now, and when explaining it to my family members who've had kids, they're all like, you'll never regret it! Thing is, I've just never been a huge fan of babies. I love kids, don't get me wrong, but that first six months I wish I could skip. They…

Weird, totally irrelevant question... did Miley get braces? I swear her teeth never used to be as straight and perfect as they are now.

Not saying the OP's narrative is right at all, but I don't think it makes him/her a troll for positing an alternative narrative than the one described above. From what I understand about the case (disclaimer: I haven't been following that closely) the jury acquitted because of the evidence of assault on Zimmerman by…

Just musing now for the sake of continuing this dialogue... And at the risk of being completely wrong, I'm going to make some huge assumptions that may be out to lunch in order to posit a possible explanation for our differing experiences. I'm guessing you're well-educated based on your user name and the fact that…

Although I agree in theory that women should party hard and have sex with whoever they want (in fact, I have a cousin who does it very well - super confident and just knows what she wants), it's sadly been my experience that the majority of women I know who do sleep around are often deeply insecure and doing it for…

Can I just bitch about that for a sec? It doesn't matter how long my skirt is, if I walk more than 10 steps it always crawls up to mini-skirt height, and I'm talking tight skirts, loose skirts, fitted skirts - what is it about me?! - am I the only one who has this problem?

Oh my god. The day I realized I was old was the day I started to not 'get' the trends (and I'm still under 30). The new fad that marked that realization for me was 'bagel head', and quite frankly I still cannot wrap my head around it...

You win the internet.