Yeah seriously, that was my thought too. For starters, what married couple uses condoms? Not because they're all trying to get pregnant, but because it has to be the most expensive and inconvenient type of birth control if you aren't worried about STDs.

Yeah, I'd say they're doing it wrong. I've been married for several years now and I've never once uttered those words. But maybe that's just because if I didn't want to have sex, I wouldn't. I don't 'have' to do anything.

It's not as exciting (the novelty kind of wears off), but I still say it gets better. When you want it to be quick and easy, it can be and you can both still get off fairly quickly because you know what you're doing, but when you want to savour it and try different things you can too. Plus I find I'm much more…

Haha I'm so used to grammar mistakes and typos on this site that I assumed it was just another one of those. Would love it if I was wrong and this was a real thing! If I'm not, then seriously Jez, you need to edit.

Who is this woman and why do we care about her? *snooze*

I love Kaley Cuoco. She's so awesome. Also, Mariah, you're not attractive. Get over yourself. God that woman annoys me. She's such a self-obsessed Diva.

My standard wedding gift is a hundred bucks (between my husband and I), even to people I don't know that well, just because I do like to at least cover the cost of my plate. I'm not hard up for cash, and quite honestly I always thought that was generous of me - would never EXPECT it from anyone. If you are going to…

I hate to say it, but by 30 you've hit this phase of oldness we speak of. For most normal people, the days of partying all night end around 22-23.

I don't know... I always found that when I'm fitter, I'm thinner, and the thinner I am the faster I get drunk. Problem is, my greedy eyes don't know that I'm thinner, and they assume I can drink as much as I always have. So to me, thin = drink too much = worse hangover. Pack on the pounds, ladies, and lets get our…

Holy damn. I have literally not wanted a little girl more in my life than I do at this moment. Even though I completely see her bankrupting me as I dress her in nothing but designer duds...

Oh my god this was awesome. And a way more concise way of stating my point. If you're going to use your children as some excuse to exercise your self-righteous morality and send them to the first school you can find because 'not everyone can afford better,' then guess what, you're not doing your job. Stop hating on…

Just to play the Devil's advocate... my husband and I are planning to have kids in the near future, and I've already been on the hunt for decent schools (it's pretty important to me - I need a school that's bilingual as my husband's family doesn't speak English, etc.), and I hate to say it, but after all the horror…

Hahaha... thank you for making my day.

As horrible as it sounds, this is exactly why I opted not to have a registry and instead asked for no gifts (or money) at all. My husband and I are fairly well off (we both had good jobs when we met) and most of my family doesn't have the money to blow on stuff that I would want, so I just told them all (honestly)…

Aaah I love Robyn so much - you have no idea how happy this makes me.

Am I the only one who thought, he knows what perfume she's wearing, this screams exhibitionist stalker so much more than it does accident.

Oh my god, I don't know what it is, but when people piss me off I totally start busting out the big words and start relating whatever it was they just said to some complex social issue. I'm sure I come across as the biggest condescending bitch ever, especially because once they look at me confused or ask a question,…

I should have read this comment before I spouted off. This is a great way of seeing the issue - thanks for that!

My husband and I have had this fight soo many times (when discussing how to raise our future, hypothetical children). I am just trying to get him to think about how he talks to our future daughter (no honey, you may not tell her she can't wear a short skirt because she's asking for it or I will kick you in the nuts -…

Nope, just replied to the wrong post entirely. Not sure what I was doing there. Sorry if my misplaced thoughts offended you, but maybe you should lighten up a bit. You'll live longer.